GIVEAWAY - CAPTION COMPETITION #1

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COMPETITION

So for a bit of fun, I'm putting up a Caption Competition once a month. Prize this month, is a BF AH-1G Huey Cobra, which you can use in Vietnam or Convert over to a Mid 80's Camo Scheme and use with the US Forces.

• I will judge the winner, rules...
• Keep it just this side of reasonable, swearing for swearings sake is bad, if it's used in a good context it can embellish and reinforce a point, other things like REMF are acceptable. 
• One entry each and you can delete and re-submit if you think of something better before the deadline.
• Ends 31st August 23:59 ZULU and the winner will be decided on the 1st Sept. 
• I will announce the winner and contact them or ask them to contact me via E-mail with their postal details. If they don't claim it by the end of the next month I'll give it to the next best Caption!

Rapier like wit at the ready Gentlemen.....

My own phyrric entry because I cannot win!

"The Young Cavalry Lieutenant was confused by the concept of Air Cover!".